TOP TEN REASONS YESTERDAY WAS A CRAPPY DAY

10) It was raining.
9) Maggie peed on the living room floor
8) Ella ran into a wall while running with a fairy wand in her mouth (pokey end going in). Soft palate intact.
7) The home alarm systen was installed incorrectly and it took 5 hours.
6) Maggie vomitied on me while at the Green Mill for lunch.
5) Did I mention the Maggie had spaghetti for dinner last night?
4) Maggie had a big dukie in the bathtub. I had to fish it out with tupperware. Now I am down a bowl.
3) Did I mention the I cleaned the bathroom yesterday morning before Maggie pooped in the tub?
2) Maggie was constipated and said "it is a banana" when she saw her poop floating in the tub. I felt like a bad mom for not getting this kid on prune juice yet.
1)Mark and I were big grouches after 10-2 above.

BUT. Reece had a wonderful birthday, she did not know about any of the above, except for her mom and dad being a little grouchy. She had homemade mac n cheese for dinner, loved her American Girl doll gifts and Little House books. She felt very loved, very special and VERY 6!!!!!!!!!